omadmin Similar to the moldy lunch bags, the sandwich bags with bugs are plastic lunch bags that have an image of a bug on them so that it looks like your sandwich has a giant cockroach on it. No longer will Bill the obese guy from accounting steal your sandwich every day (depending on how hungry … Read more
Salty the snowman is a transparent salt shaker that is shaped just like a snowman and is great for using during the holidays to store your salt and/or cocaine in. What better way to celebrate the holidays than to do a few snortskies with friends and family off of a decorative Santa slay that are … Read more
The TabLift is a hands free universal tablet holder that you can basically encompass your body with so that your tablet can be in front of your face without using your hands to prop it up while you lie down, and makes the world inch a few steps closer to becoming the fat lazy humans from the … Read more
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven’t made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a pillow blanket and alarm clock. To use it just tie it … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more
The LEGO sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that let you attach lego blocks to the frames in any way shape or form so that you can have a different look every day and become the weirdo you’ve always wanted to be. One day you can have a castle atop the bridge of your glasses, … Read more
The MOMA Sky Umbrella is a designer umbrella that has a graphic of a blue sky on the inside of it so that you can cheer yourself up on a rainy day and try not to think about murdering children all day like you usually do. Designed by legendary graphic designer Tibor Kalman and Emanuela … Read more
The Kangaroo Cup was invented by Lily Born, an 11 year old to help her Grandfather with his Alzheimer’s as he would continue to tip over his cup. The first concept was ceramic and and had three legs to keep it from tipping over, she later made a plastic version so that younger kids could use … Read more
From the maker of the even creepier Dentures Bracelet, comes the Dentures Compact which is a makeup compact that was inspired by actual dentures and is a perfect way to look at yourself in the mirror if you consider yourself a grade-A weirdo. As you powder your nose, or check for bats in the cave, … Read more
Similar to a bell on a bike, the RunBell is a bell that you wear like a ring that you can ding to politely let people know that you’re about to pass them. Whether you’re trudging through a crowd of people, or just about to pass someone with 8 dogs on retractable leashes that are … Read more