There’s Now a McDonald’s Logo Brass Knuckles and It’s Called The McKnuckle Duster

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? It’s the McKnuckles Duster, the cheekiest conversation starter you never knew you needed! Imagine the golden arches of the McDonald’s logo, but with a hilarious twist. The McKnuckles Duster is a set of brass knuckles shaped like the iconic fast-food emblem, guaranteed to bring a hearty laugh (and maybe a hankering … Read more

This Beach Vault Screws Into The Sand To Hide and Protect Your Belongings From Beach Thieves

The Beach Vault is a giant red spiral/corkscrew that you can screw into the sand at the beach to protect your belongings from beach thieves. Just screw the Beach Vault into the sand, take out the compatible towel that comes with it that has a pre-cut hole for the vault, throw in your belongings, and … Read more

This Swiss Army Ring Has a Tiny Blade, Mustache Comb, and Bottle Opener

What do you do when you don’t have your 141 function Swiss army knife on you, you don’t have your survival grenade on you, nor do you have your 14-in-1 multi-purpose hammer tool on you? Well, if you were a smart man, you would be wearing your Swiss Army Ring each and every day, in hopes that … Read more

Hide A Beer Soda Can Sleeve

Sometimes it’s just nice to drink a brewski in public without all of the judgement from children, parents, and the priest giving his sermon. If only there were a way to disguise your beer as if it were just an innocent sody can. Well, that’s just what the hide-a-beer soda can sleeve does. Sure, you … Read more

Fake Rock Corrugated Pipe Cover

There’s nothing uglier than the end of a corrugated pipe in your yard! That’s why someone invented this genius fake rock that fits perfectly over the end of any corrugated pipe make to give your yard a natural look again. No longer will you have nasty pipe ends laying around in your yard dumping liquids every … Read more

VSSL: Outdoor Utility & Survival Tools Packed into a Functional Cylinder

There’s nothing that quite goes together like darkness and drinking, both physically and mentally. The VSSL is a flashlight that doubles as a flask where you can hold your precious liquor while you stumble through the woods, endure a blackout in your home, or dim the sinister thoughts in your head while you brighten the … Read more

Gun Concealment Furniture

This company makes incredible gun concealment furniture that has secret compartments which allow you to store your freedoms guns in them without anyone knowing. This way in case of an emergency you can take them out quickly and efficiently to defend you and your family against intruders. Made by New Jersey Concealment Furniture, the furniture … Read more

Wearable Santa Hat Flask

Quite similar to the Christmas Stocking Flask that lets you consume booze for Christmas instead of getting a bunch of candy and chotskies inside of your stocking each year, this Santa hat lets you hold your booze right in the hat for consuming whenever and wherever you like. It’s just like any other normal Santa … Read more