Someone Invented a Leather Coin Purse That Doubles as a Self-Defense Weapon

I think at this point we can all agree that any coin under a quarter serves no real purpose in this world, that is until now! With this unique leather coin purse you can turn your coins into a weapon to smash would-be thieves and assualters. It’s the perfect item to keep you in your … Read more

This Giant Switchblade Measures a Massive 2.5 Feet Long

Sure, switchblades are great and all, but isn’t everything better when it’s bigger? This ridiculous giant switchblade measures a massive 2.5 foot long, and releases it’s giant blade with the push of a button. The blade itself measures 14 inches from the handle, and will spring forward with enough force to probably knock you over. … Read more

These Tactical Christmas Stockings Are Perfect For Anyone That’s Been In The Military

The tactical Christmas stocking is a perfect stocking to place on your fireplace mantle for a any person that enjoys the fine art of ninja moves, surviving in the wilderness, or just loves bad-ass weaponry. Perfect for someone currently in the military or someone who has served in the past, a hunter or fisherman, someone … Read more

These Sword Campfire Roasting Sticks Will Make Roasting Marshmallows Extra Fun For Kids

If you’re out camping a lot or enjoy toasting foods on an open fire, you probably already know that the outdoors can be significantly enhanced with a little bit of fun and imagination. And when you’re roasting things like hot dogs, marshmallows or other delicious food items on a stick over a campfire, you’re already … Read more

You Can Now Get Crochet Tank Slippers That’ll Protect Your Feet From the Harsh Cold

You know what I hate. Stubbing my toes on stuff. That’s why I’m going to armor my feet with a pair of tanks. Crochet tanks that is. These Crochet Tank Slippers are perfect. They’ll keep your feet nice and warm. In fact, other slippers will fear them. They don’t want artillery shells or armor piercing … Read more

This Samurai Sword Gear Stick Shifter Is The Only Proper Way For a Ninja To Drive

The Samurai Sword shifter is a car gear stick shifter that makes it look like your grasping on to the grip of a samurai sword when you shift gears. Probably a little safer than using the Gun Shift Knob, as you probably won’t get tased as often, the samurai sword shifter is perfect for the … Read more

Hidden Furniture Safes That Go In Your Couch, Bed, or Ottoman

Wouldn’t it be handy if everything you’d need if/when an intruder enters your home with guns was right under you or right in front of you? This company makes a couch that has a safe under the cushions where you can store guns, ammo, money, jewelry, or other important valuables right where you need it … Read more

There Are Now Pillow Fight Weapons That’ll Help You Have The Greatest Pillow Fight Ever

No longer will you need to fill your pillow case with lemons when entering a pillow fight. These pillow fight weapons are a set of pillows that are shaped like various weapons and will serve as your arsenal should you ever get challenged to a pillow fight duel from a child. The pillow fight weapons were … Read more

This Ingenious Pepper Spray Camera Takes A Picture And Alerts The Police

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed, takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, and other user information. The pepper spray camera also shines a super bright light in the attackers face and emits a loud alarm to further stun the attacker and alert … Read more

This Genius Wine Gun Opens Your Bottle Of Wine With the Pull of a Trigger

Have you ever felt that you needed wine so badly that you’re willing to do some awful things for it. Like, you’re sitting in traffic on your way home from work to your one true love (a bottle of Pinot), and you get some dark thoughts about what kind of deal you’d make with the … Read more