Knock, Knock! Who’s there? It’s the McKnuckles Duster, the cheekiest conversation starter you never knew you needed! Imagine the golden arches of the McDonald’s logo, but with a hilarious twist. The McKnuckles Duster is a set of brass knuckles shaped like the iconic fast-food emblem, guaranteed to bring a hearty laugh (and maybe a hankering … Read more
If you’re hard-up for some booze while on the go, and just need a shot or two of whiskey to hold you over, this bracelet flask might be for you. Able to hold 3 oz of liquor right on your wrist, the bracelet flask is great for sneaking booze into concerts or sports stadiums, or … Read more
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink… banana flask… If you don’t get it, it’s not for you. The banana flask is simply a banana shaped flask, and yes it looks pretty much just like a regular old banana, except a bit more glossy and a bit more stainless steel around the stem of it. … Read more
There’s nothing that quite goes together like darkness and drinking, both physically and mentally. The VSSL is a flashlight that doubles as a flask where you can hold your precious liquor while you stumble through the woods, endure a blackout in your home, or dim the sinister thoughts in your head while you brighten the … Read more
If you’re going to be sneaking booze into a sports stadium, festival, bar, funeral, church, etc, chances are they won’t be frisking you, but if they do, you’ll surely be prepared with these boxer briefs that have a secret hidden pocket in front of your genitals. I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been frisked … Read more
Come July 4th weekend, if you’re not drinking out of something that has the American flag on it, you can pretty much consider yourself a traitor to the country and banish yourself from whatever party you’re currently at. This liquor bag, similar to what you’d find inside of a box of wine, allows you to … Read more
Slick Shotz are a set of disposable plastic containers that you can use to smuggle booze onto a cruise, into a sports stadium, or into a concert in lieu of a flask that you’ll need to bring back home with you. To use them, simply fill them up with your favorite booze, and use the … Read more
This secret flask looks like a can of body sprays so that you can sneak in your booze to sports stadiums, music festivals, concerts, and funerals. People will just see that you’re carrying around a canister of body spray and assume you’re a total douche who smells bad and be on there way. Meanwhile you’ll … Read more
The iFlask is a super secret drinking flask that looks just like an iPhone, well not just like an iPhone, but about 20% like an iPhone. Well, Ok, it’s shaped like a phone, that looks like it has some sort of screen on it, and it has a home button on it. Surely from a … Read more
The Lolo Lid is a stealth beer koozie that allows you to drink beer while out in public as it will make it look like you’re just drinking coffee, when in reality you’re piss drunk and about to urinate in a mailbox. Perfect to use while on that long and rigorous walk to the bar … Read more