The Liquor Log Dispenses Your Booze Through An Actual Log

There’s nothing more manly than wood and whiskey, and what better way to combine them then to pour your liquor through a nozzle coming out of a log. The log liquor dispensers are made from actual cuts of wood from urban harvested Ohio hardwood trees. A cut is made in the center of each log … Read more

This Incredible Glass Ak-47 Rifle Decanter Is a Must-Have For Gun Nuts

If you’ve ever stopped and wondered what the classiest way you could possibly hold and dispense your whiskey from, it’s probably the AK-47 glass decanter, that is assuming you love guns! This incredibly detailed rifle decanter comes holds your whiskey or any preferred drink, and comes with a classy stand that holds the gun decanter … Read more

There’s Now Soap That Makes You Smell Like Gunpowder, Campfire, and Whiskey

There’s nothing quite like the smell of the outdoors, especially when you’ve been dealing with gunpowder, sitting around a campfire, drinking whiskey. Now, that of course sounds like deadly combination, but that’s also kind of the point. To live dangerously, to live like a cowboy! If you’d rather live in your McMansion, listening to Kenny … Read more

There’s Now Booze Pinatas That Dump Out Mini Bottles Of Alcohol Instead Of Candy

Pinata’s are fun and all, you get to blindly swing a bat around and you hopefully get to watch someone get hit in the groin, plus there’s candy. But what makes every situation better? Alcohol! These booze pinatas are filled with little travel bottles of booze, so with every smash of the pinata, a mini … Read more

This Santa Stocking Wine Flask Should Be The Only Stocking On Your Fireplace If You Have No Kids

If you think after hours and hours of slave-like labor going from home to home jumping down people’s chimneys on every continent on earth all in one day, that Santa is going to come in and want some milk and cookies, your’re a damn fool! He wants booze, because he is f*cking stressed out! This … Read more

The Bracelet Flask Lets You Hold a Couple of Shots Right On Your Wrist

If you’re hard-up for some booze while on the go, and just need a shot or two of whiskey to hold you over, this bracelet flask might be for you. Able to hold 3 oz of liquor right on your wrist, the bracelet flask is great for sneaking booze into concerts or sports stadiums, or … Read more

Banana Flask

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink… banana flask… If you don’t get it, it’s not for you. The banana flask is simply a banana shaped flask, and yes it looks pretty much just like a regular old banana, except a bit more glossy and a bit more stainless steel around the stem of it. … Read more

Liquor Bottle Key Lock: Keeps Your Booze Out Of The Wrong Hands (6-pack)

Your booze is precious to you, we get it. You don’t want anyone touching your expensive bottle of Windsor Whiskey, especially, your children, friends, roommates, or wife. This liquor bottle lock attaches to the top of any bottle and locks it away with a key so that no one can open it but the key … Read more