Sure, switchblades are great and all, but isn’t everything better when it’s bigger? This ridiculous giant switchblade measures a massive 2.5 foot long, and releases it’s giant blade with the push of a button. The blade itself measures 14 inches from the handle, and will spring forward with enough force to probably knock you over. … Read more
The tactical Christmas stocking is a perfect stocking to place on your fireplace mantle for a any person that enjoys the fine art of ninja moves, surviving in the wilderness, or just loves bad-ass weaponry. Perfect for someone currently in the military or someone who has served in the past, a hunter or fisherman, someone … Read more
You know what I hate. Stubbing my toes on stuff. That’s why I’m going to armor my feet with a pair of tanks. Crochet tanks that is. These Crochet Tank Slippers are perfect. They’ll keep your feet nice and warm. In fact, other slippers will fear them. They don’t want artillery shells or armor piercing … Read more
If you’ve ever stopped and wondered what the classiest way you could possibly hold and dispense your whiskey from, it’s probably the AK-47 glass decanter, that is assuming you love guns! This incredibly detailed rifle decanter comes holds your whiskey or any preferred drink, and comes with a classy stand that holds the gun decanter … Read more
When you’re looking to have a Nerf battle and absolutely decimate your opponent, you should really look no further than the Nerf Mega Mastadon which shoots a 24 load of darts in just 20 seconds. But if you prefer strategy over pure power, this foam mortar launcher might be of interest to you or your … Read more
Wouldn’t it be handy if everything you’d need if/when an intruder enters your home with guns was right under you or right in front of you? This company makes a couch that has a safe under the cushions where you can store guns, ammo, money, jewelry, or other important valuables right where you need it … Read more
No longer will you need to fill your pillow case with lemons when entering a pillow fight. These pillow fight weapons are a set of pillows that are shaped like various weapons and will serve as your arsenal should you ever get challenged to a pillow fight duel from a child. The pillow fight weapons were … Read more
Sure there’s the survival grenade that has pretty much everything you’ll ever need while surviving out in the wilderness minus a king size mattress and a hot latte in the morning, but when you just have a little bit of room available for some survival gear, this giant survival bandanna might do the trick. Aptly … Read more
Have you ever felt that you needed wine so badly that you’re willing to do some awful things for it. Like, you’re sitting in traffic on your way home from work to your one true love (a bottle of Pinot), and you get some dark thoughts about what kind of deal you’d make with the … Read more
Worried about your beer getting into trouble out in the field? This tiny tactical military vest is made specifically to keep your beer safe from your warm hands. The tactical beer koozie is able to fit onto pretty much any type of beer consuming container, but works especially well on beer bottles. The tactical beer … Read more