Wouldn’t it be great if you could be wearing just your socks but make it look to everyone like you’re wearing socks underneath your Birkenstock sandals? Sure there’s really no reason to make people think you’re wearing sandals when you’re not, but it’s just one more way you get to be the weirdest person in … Read more
Japan is at it again with their weirdness, and this time around they’re on your feet! These stockings are made with pre-painted toenails, so that if you’re too lazy to actually paint your toenails and you’re going to be wearing open-toed shoes, you can just slip on these stockings to instantly give yourself painted toenails. … Read more
Drinking booze in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets cold. This is a conundrum that humans have faced for millennia. Well, not anymore, … Read more
If you’re like me, every-time you wash your clothes or bed sheets, the edge of your washing machine is lined with wet dog fur that you have to scrape off each time. Well, now there’s a unique magical flower shaped lint and hair catcher that you can drop into your washing machine with each load, … Read more
In today’s episode of “Yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have these wolf underwear, which essentially turns your bulge into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving the wolf a 3D look to it. Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your lover in relations as you … Read more
Show off your burly man chest, and that bewhiskered treasure trail with the Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie. Discharge your pheremones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possibly the new temp as well. The hairy chest tie tie also comes in bodybuilder, pierced bellybutton, bare woman, and … Read more
If you’re like me, just reading a book makes you sweat bullets in any room above 70 degrees F. If you don’t happen to have control of the air-conditioning at your place of work, or it’s just an extra-hot day out, one of these unique air-conditioned shirts might be your best friend. The company Octocool (Kuchofuku) … Read more
This t-shirt contains a chart on the front of it that is meant to measure your beard and tell you where you stand from the length of your beard. Whether you’re just starting out and have the beard length of a man, or have fully dedicated yourself and made it all the way down to … Read more
If you’re someone who likes to make people do a double take these are thee pants for you! They feature a urine stain down the front and a poop stain down the back…That taco bar must have been really something to make you lose both your bowels and your pee. The perfect gag outfit for … Read more
When looking for socks, the majority of the time you’re wanting some style, but mostly comfort! But then there are those times, you want coziness mixed with quirkiness. That’s exactly where these shark bite socks sit. These socks are made to look like there’s a little shark on the end of your foot that’s slowly … Read more