omadmin There’s nothing quite like sitting outside with the wind blowing through your hair, with birds chirping in the background, the warm sun shining on your body, surrounded by the natural beauty of the Earth, while staring at a fucking screen playing Candy Crush Saga. But in case you are stupid enough to play such a mind numbingly … Read more
Fidget Rings are rings that help you fidget, and are most likely the most annoying thing you could wear for anyone besides yourself. Sure fidgeting is fun, cracking your knuckles, peeling your fingernails or hangnails, biting your toenails using your molars, etc. but no one wants to see or hear anyone else doing it. Fidget … Read more
The 80’s boombox messenger bag is a man-purse that looks just like an old school boombox that the cool kids would hold upon their shoulders and pump “Whoomp there it is” from it’s terrible sounding speakers at an unreasonable volume as they walk by you, and will surely bring back the nostalgic memories of Zubaz, Reebok pumps, The … Read more
The London map umbrella is an umbrella with a map of London printed on the inside of it, so that once you get caught in the rain (and you will), and once you get lost (and you will), you will have the two things you need combined into one. Just open up the umbrella, protect … Read more
The PenAgain is a cramp free ergonomic pen that lets you hold the pen in a way that won’t give your carpal tunnel by writing one sentence. Top top of the pen is U-shaped so that you can stick your index finger through the U, with your thumb and middle finger to the sides of … Read more
The H204K9 is a travel water bottle for dogs where the cap is actually a bowl that you can use to pour water into and have your dog lap up the liquid goodness on a hot summer day at the park. Perfect for dogs, cats, gerbils, or drunk humans, the travel water bottle for dogs … Read more
The Thumb Saver is a magnetic device that will pick up and hold your nail for you while you hammer so that you you won’t bash your thumb in with your terrible hammer aiming skills. No longer will you need to peel your black crusty fingernail from your grubby sausage finger once your finger starts … Read more
The giant hand phone headset is basically a giant hand with it’s pinky and thumb sticking out that you can use as a headset for your phone which has a purpose that is yet to be determined. Simply plug the cord into your phone, and stick your hand into the giant hand glove thing, and … Read more
Known as the largest and most expensive Swiss Army Knife money can buy, the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant comes with a whopping 141 functions that are unfolded from its massive 12 inch long body of utensils. Fully equipped with a toe-nail clipper, mineral crystal magnifier, a laser pointer, a flashlight, a compass, a … Read more
The spiker is a plastic, spike shaped drink holder that you can stab into the sand when you’re at the beach. No longer will you have to utter the muscle development to grasp on to a 12 oz can of liquid for more than 10 seconds, just set it on your spike drink holder until you’re ready for your … Read more