The mini desk vacuum is a small desk vacuum that is actually shaped like a stand up floor vacuum. Why swipe the crumbs on your desk with your hand into the garbage or onto the floor, when you can spend your next 10 minutes sucking them up with your new mini desk vacuum and then … Read more
There are certain times when changing a babies diaper where you need 1 baby wipe, and there are other times where you need about 3 packages. For those extra messy diapers, you may want to check out Shittens! Shittens are disposable baby wipes in mitten form, so you can just slip one on over your … Read more
We all remember when Michael Scott from the Office had the brilliant idea of setting a Foreman Grill next to his bed and would wake up to the sweet scent of bacon cooking every morning, that is until he burned his foot. But in reality this idea isn’t all that bad. Who wouldn’t love rolling … Read more
Avid golfers feel they need to practice every moment of their awakened life, unless they also listen to informative golf lesson tapes while they sleep, so while pooping they will still need to practice their golf skills. The toilet putting green lets you practice your putting skills while you defecate, lets you sink some balls, … Read more
Much like how the Whisker Dam can connect to any beer glass to protect your mustache from getting moist, this coffee mug protects your lip caterpillar from coming in contact with the ferocious and damaging heat of the coffee in your mug. Plus, no mustachioed man would want to stain his nice light blonde upper … Read more
Maybe you had one of those days that wasn’t too bad, but also wasn’t too great. Maybe you’ve already finished most of the bottle and only have a little bit left. Or maybe you just want to be a little weird. All of these scenarios are the perfect situation for a half glass of wine. … Read more
Sometimes I’m making hamburgers on the grill and after the burgers are all done cooking, I go to grab the hamburger buns and all we have are hot dog buns or sliced bread. Now of course you can just opt for the sliced bread and cut off all the excess bread on the corners, or … Read more
If there was ever a t-shirt that you’d never want to wear to an airport, train station, or wedding, it would probably be this one. Made to look like you’re wearing dynamite around your body, this bomb shirt is definitely not recommended to wear pretty much anywhere, not even in your own yard, and definitely … Read more
Sure, you can mail someone elephant poop through the mail, a bag of dicks through the mail, or even an envelope of mayonnaise through the mail, but nothing quite beats the disastrous and long-lasting effect of glitter. If you used glitter within the last 10 years, chances are you still have some in your hair … Read more
These pillow cases have study guides on the them for popular college majors, so that when you’re done studying for that big final and go to get some sleep, you can wake up to immediate studying without wasting any time. The pillow cases come in a variety of different majors, including Macroeconomics, Political Science, Corporate Finance, Art History, … Read more