Giant 5 Pound Gummy Bear
If you eat it all in once sitting you win a prize… Diabetes.
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Life Sized Stuffed Male Lion
For only $4,500 you can sit on this guy and pretend you’re King of Narnia.
Hamburger Phone
A hamburger phone needs no description.
The WineRack
A hidden booze bladder inside a sports bra. The only downside is the more you drink, the smaller your boobs get.
Hillbilly Teeth Baby Pacifier
Huge buck teeth for babies. Excellent gag gift for new moms.
Venus Fly Trap
Grow your own carnivorous plant that eats insects. Fun for the whole family!
Cat/Dog Sleeve Tube Bed Thing
Let your pet or child play/sleep in this sleevy pouch thing. If they misbehave you can always seal the end of it.
Chalkboard Paint
Let your kids draw on the walls without the fear of being given up for adoption.
Cat Scratching DJ Mixer
A cardboard music mixer toy for your cat. Hours of entertainment. Slight possiblity of cat obtaining cat scratch fever.
Spin The Shot Party Game
Spin the arrow, whoever it lands on takes the shot. Like spin the bottle but there is no chance you will have to kiss another dude.