The Goldeneye wrist watch is a replica of the smart watch worn by James Bond in the classic movie Goldeneye circa 1995, but more importantly the watch played a very important part in the Nintendo 64 game called Goldeneye. Although not quite as awesome as this actually functioning Goldeneye watch with a working laser, this … Read more
The army man bottle opener is a bottle opener shaped like a little green army man toy, except instead of being made using plastic, this one is made from metal. Made into the pose of doing an army crawl, the army man bottle opener will make an excellent gift idea for someone who has served … Read more
Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more
The Tactical Self Defense Flashlight Torch is a flashlight that doubles as a self defense weapon and panic button. Not only does the flashlight shine a super-bright light to help you see the person’s eyeballs that’s attacking you, but it has spikes on the end of the light so you can stab them in the … Read more
The Gotcha Cap is a baseball style cap that contains a hidden self defense tool under the bill of the cap. Created by Fab Defense, a high-quality weapon defense accessory company from Israel, the Gotcha Cap is perfect for being a last line of defense while hunting bears, a last line of defense while hunting … Read more
The 50 cent piece knife is a real 50 cent piece that looks extremely realistic and conceals a hidden blade inside of it. I’m not sure how much damage you can do with a rounded blade, but I’m sure you could give someone a pretty mean paper-cut. Although the real entertainment value comes when you … Read more
The Brutus the Bulldog keychain is a keychain that looks like a french bulldog which you can throw on your keys in case you find yourself walking down a dark parking ramp when all of a sudden you see a group of well groomed men in a line, snapping their way towards you. To use … Read more
I think the worst part about making water balloons is when you tie the end of it and your finger gets stuck in the knot and it turns a funky purple color, at which point you’re probably better off cutting off your finger than dealing with the pain and the pressure building in the tip … Read more
The bullet shell stool is a chair that looks just like a used bullet casing and are perfect for people to sit on at a small gathering at your local gun club to talk about guns, bullets, knives, fishing, hunting, and about how Bill got a little gay with Carl that one time when he was super drunk. … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more