The revolver cylinder shot glasses are shot glasses that look just like a revolver’s cylinder and are great for getting drunk while shooting guns. Out shooting cans, squirrels, goats, or humans in the great outdoors? Why not throw back a few shots of whiskey to get that perfect aim, and what better way to consume … Read more
The Klax is a multi-tool that can be turned into an axe using any sturdy stick you may find in the woods, and has tons of other features such as a hammer, scraper, bottle opener, five wrench sizes, a hex bit driver, a ruler, and more. I personally would only use this to sloppily throw … Read more
One way or another you’ve gotta clean your shit stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a bad-ass while doing so. The gun toilet brush is a toilet bowl cleaner that has a handle shaped just like a hand gun so you can keep a shred of self dignity while poop water … Read more
Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split some logs up to provide warmth for your family. Well, luckily you won’t have to do too much work since you are using the Vipukirves wood splitting axe, which uses magic physics … Read more
The bomb pen is a writing utensil that looks just like an atomic bomb, and is great for writing haiku’s, creating art on your origami, or writing down earthquake survival instructions.The bomb pen comes with a notepad that looks like explosions, and best of all the pen is weighted perfectly so that it stands on … Read more
Looking to get shot by a policeman next time you get pulled over? Good thing you just installed the gun shaped shift knob, which is a transmission shift knob that looks just like the butt of a pistol. Unfortunately the trigger doesn’t actually do anything, but hopefully someone can rig it up to do something … Read more
The hand gun iPhone case transforms your phone into a hand gun which you will never again be able to put in your pocket. It works with a downloadable app so that your screen becomes part of the gun and will make gun movements on the screen and gunshot noises that come from the speaker … Read more
The katana bookends make it look like you have a katana sword stabbing through your books to hold them up, and will make you the coolest kid in chess club. The bookends have a hidden bracket on the inside of the last book on each end that connects to the sword with a magical new … Read more
The Batman Boomerang is an advanced returning boomerang for experienced throwers and is great for Australian Batman enthusiasts, Australian boomerang enthusiasts, or Australian Australia enthusiasts. If thrown with a medium toss with a slight angle and a medium release, this boomerang will come right back into your hands after decapitating a criminal or rapist. You … Read more
Sometimes the greatest inventions are the simplest, take for example the sword fly swatter, which is basically a fly swatter that is shaped like a sword equppied with a true handguard incase the flies decide to fight back. No longer will you have to be bored with your fly swatting duties, pretend you are Peter … Read more