Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethora of different guns, attaches better with certain types of bras, and … Read more
The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the top of it that collects water and funnels it down to the squirt gun handle of the umbrella. You can then squirt all the people that don’t have umbrellas with them, … Read more
A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When confronted by a thief or rapist, just get out your wallet, excuse yourself for a few minutes while you fold/clip it together, and Whammo! you are ready to do some defending. … Read more
When you want to inflict as much damage as possible on someone or something, first seek psychological help, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to want to purchase the tactical brass knuckles knife. The knife has a fast acting spring assisted blade deployment, measures 8 5/8 inches long when open and is constructed of steel. Just … Read more
The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when you’re looking to rob a place and not accidentaly shoot the store clerk, if need be you can always stab him. The gun knife is 4.5″ long when folded, and 7.5″ … Read more
The best way to wake up in the morning after a heavy night of binge drinking is to a bomb alarm clock where you have to figure out the wire that you need to disconnect that will shut off the alarm. I can see this alarm clock being thrown against the wall within the first … Read more
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don’t instantly grow … Read more
Made of stainless steel with an aluminum handle, the butteryfly bottle opener is 8 1/4 inches long, and is sure to impress your friends, and/or yourself in the mirror. Just make sure you don’t bring a bottle opener to a knife fight, because that could get embarrassing rather quickly.
The fully functional M-16 Novelty BBQ lighter measures in at 14” long and is sure to make you the life of the party at your next BBQing event. It doesn’t matter that you’re the only one there, and you really didn’t need to start the entire grill for one hot dog, but what does matter … Read more
Show your office workers your one bad-ass mother with the brass knuckle coffee mug. Having personally used this mug, I can attest, that people will literally tremble and/or cry as you walk past them carrying this coffee mug. This could be because you look like a vicious mafioso using your mug, or because you haven’t … Read more