If you’re looking to make yourself look as bad-ass as possible while you grill your 30 oz steak on your 8 burner grill, you’ve come to the right place. On the other hand, if you’re cooking veggie burgers, turn back now. The machete spatula is pretty much what it sounds like, a spatula that looks … Read more
There’s certainly something thrilling about sitting on something explosive. The minute you see an old bomb, a disarmed nuke, or some sort of large missile in a museum the first thing you want to do is sit on it and ride it like a horse. Well the Ballistics Bench helps you tame this need by … Read more
The shotgun shell coasters are a set of 4 12 gauge shotgun shells that would make a perfect gift for a hunter, gun nut, or Rusty Shackleford himself. Made from polyresin stone, these shotgun shell coasters also comes with a coaster holder that’s designed to look like the casing of a shotgun shell. The shotgun … Read more
The army man bottle opener is a bottle opener shaped like a little green army man toy, except instead of being made using plastic, this one is made from metal. Made into the pose of doing an army crawl, the army man bottle opener will make an excellent gift idea for someone who has served … Read more
The Tactical Self Defense Flashlight Torch is a flashlight that doubles as a self defense weapon and panic button. Not only does the flashlight shine a super-bright light to help you see the person’s eyeballs that’s attacking you, but it has spikes on the end of the light so you can stab them in the … Read more
The Gotcha Cap is a baseball style cap that contains a hidden self defense tool under the bill of the cap. Created by Fab Defense, a high-quality weapon defense accessory company from Israel, the Gotcha Cap is perfect for being a last line of defense while hunting bears, a last line of defense while hunting … Read more
The 50 cent piece knife is a real 50 cent piece that looks extremely realistic and conceals a hidden blade inside of it. I’m not sure how much damage you can do with a rounded blade, but I’m sure you could give someone a pretty mean paper-cut. Although the real entertainment value comes when you … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more
The bomb pen is a writing utensil that looks just like an atomic bomb, and is great for writing haiku’s, creating art on your origami, or writing down earthquake survival instructions.The bomb pen comes with a notepad that looks like explosions, and best of all the pen is weighted perfectly so that it stands on … Read more
Looking to get shot by a policeman next time you get pulled over? Good thing you just installed the gun shaped shift knob, which is a transmission shift knob that looks just like the butt of a pistol. Unfortunately the trigger doesn’t actually do anything, but hopefully someone can rig it up to do something … Read more