The hand gun iPhone case transforms your phone into a hand gun which you will never again be able to put in your pocket. It works with a downloadable app so that your screen becomes part of the gun and will make gun movements on the screen and gunshot noises that come from the speaker … Read more
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
The hand gun lamp is a table lamp that has a base that looks just like a hand gun and is suitable for only the classiest of households which also contain a gunrack nearby, a desk with a hidden gun compartment, and one of those tables with a shotgun strapped underneath it for when you … Read more
No one really needs a bulletproof clipboard, but I can’t think of anyone that wouldn’t want one. Whether you’re getting your grocery list purchased while vacationing in Syria, working as Dick Cheney’s assistant while out on a hunting trip, or you’re just extremely prepared for the next shooting at your office, the bulletproof clipboard is … Read more
Would you consider yourself a gun nut? Then why are your pens not being held up by some sort of object that has to do with guns? You can’t consider yourself a republican gun nut unless you have at least 7 gun paraphernalia within your household. Luckily the revolver cylinder pen holder is here to help … Read more
I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a hand grip, and once again, if you are walking down the street with this you can expect to be tased, beaten, and called a terrorist by the first police officer that … Read more
The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency that were to come up. Made by Maratac the micro grappling hook was designed for bomb technicians to catch trip lines with, but could also be used to pretend you are … Read more
The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former marine, the Manticuda knife is sure to end the life of whatever you point it at, and wil make all the bad things in your life go away. The fixed, steel, … Read more
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than likely get you tazed, arrested, and labeled a terrorist if you ever brought it to the airport. This particular gun key is a 45 caliber gun key, but if you are … Read more
The UZU Tactical Defender Pen is a is a tactical pen that you can use to break glass on a car, get out of handcuffs, collect DNA from a rapist by stabbing them, and it even writes with ink! But the big question we are all wondering is… Does it write upside down? Like, you … Read more