This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when you pinch the sides of the -shirt where the dots are on the side of the word POCR, and bring it up a few inches to the other dots on the … Read more
The CCTV Birdhouse is a birdhouse that looks just like a CCTV security camera, and is sure to keep those pesky criminals away, and keep those beautiful loving birds nearby. Now you can live life large knowing that not only are you deterring thieves, rapists, and teenagers from entering your lawn, but with each “camera” you … Read more
The spy bolt is a secret storage safe that is a hollowed out bolt and is an updated version that the Soviet KGB used during the civil war to transport secret micro-film, coded messages, or probably little samples of vodka to keep warm on those cold nights out in the Siberian Tundra. Perfect for hiding … Read more
The go-comb is a comb that is the size of a credit card that you can easily throw into your wallet and pull out in case of a combing emergency. Perhaps you’re on a date.. Haha, ok nevermind, you’re out to dinner with your mom and your hair looks terrible as usual, simply excuse yourself from the table, … Read more
The watermelon flash drive is exactly what is sounds like, a jump drive that looks just like a slice of watermelon, and is perfect for people how love the sweet and moist taste of fresh watermelon, but also love the sweet yet bitter taste of computer data. No longer will you need to show your … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more
Similar to the Right Angle Spy Lens but not quite as noticeable but just as creepy, the Peek-I is a spy lens that you can attach to your smartphone that will let you take photos at a 90 degree angle. No longer will you have to fake like your stretching your back to take a picture … Read more
The lock and roll under bed safe is a personal safe that you can use to store drugs candy, porn sports magazines, and sex toys G.I. Joes to keep them hidden from your parents, or to keep things safe from your children like drugs, porn, or sex toys. The lock and roll safe uses a … Read more
Sometimes you need to use your belt buckle for purposes other than drinking, and holding your pants up below your fat gut, like killing, widdling, and stabbing, luckily you’ve worn your belt buckle knife. The belt buckle knife by the Bowen Knife Company is a belt that looks inconspicuous to the untrained eye, but when … Read more
The Screwpop is a keychain that has many different functions, one version includes a flashlight on the end of it, and the other version includes a stash case to keep money, drugs, or Flintstones vitamins in to keep dry and air tight. Both versions include a bottle opener, as well as an integrated clip that … Read more