Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask holds 8oz of your favorite alcohol, so be sure to purchase 10-20 of these depending on how far along you are with your alcoholism. Great for beaches, pools, concerts, cruises, and … Read more
A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When confronted by a thief or rapist, just get out your wallet, excuse yourself for a few minutes while you fold/clip it together, and Whammo! you are ready to do some defending. … Read more
Give the gift of a mix tape for your signifcant other’s birthday this year, but instead of only being able to give them 5 songs total, plus make them flip it over half way through, and make them rewind it when they are done, you can load the modern mixtape usb flash drive up with … Read more
A hidden booze bladder inside a sports bra. The only downside is the more you drink, the smaller your boobs get.