No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more
Are you sick of getting drunk off the same shaped flask day in and day out? Well, the liquid body flask is shaped as if your sweet sweet booze was being filled into a plastic bag, but actually it’s a steel container that was made by pumping water into a steel bag to help it … Read more
The flask and cigar holder combo will hold two of your vices at once, alcohol and tobacco, plus you will look classy as hell while using it. The only issue I see is not being able to hold enough booze as the cigar compartment seems to take up a lot of the room, so you … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more
The This End Up Flask is a flask that tells you exactly how to drink it, just put the metal to your lips, twist the back of your wrist upwards and let that sweet, sweet nectar hit the tip of your tongue as you drift away into a sweet blissful numbness that you call life. … Read more
The Nerdtendo Gameboy Flask is a flask that looks just like a Gameboy and when in use at a sporting event, concert, or LAN party, everyone will just think your kissing your Gameboy as any loser who looks like you would. The Gameboy flask is handmade from a stainless steel flask with a vinyl wrap … Read more
The hairbrush flask is indeed a hairbrush that is a flask. To use it just unscrew the bottom of the brush, fill it up with your favorite liquor, beer, juice, coffee, or animal urine, screw the cap back on, and stash it in your purse. Then when you are at your next sporting event, concert, … Read more
Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more
The mustache flask is a booze flask that’s bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it will appear as if you have a mustache, and if you already have a mustache, it will appear as if you are oddly holding your mustache. This incredible device takes your … Read more
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either be the end of the day, or you’ll wake up in a jail cell with … Read more