The minivan prevention kit is a small little pouch that you can place your birth control essentials in so that you’ll never have to get a minivan to carry around you herd of children to soccer practice, school, and dance recital. The front of the cozy reads ‘Minivan Prevention Kit’ so that each time you … Read more
All your friends are polluting the world with excess children that suckle their wallets dry, and here you are with no kids, able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, and have so much cash your wallet’s about to explode George Costanza style. Why not gloat a little bit with one of those stupid … Read more
No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more