This t-shirt contains a chart on the front of it that is meant to measure your beard and tell you where you stand from the length of your beard. Whether you’re just starting out and have the beard length of a man, or have fully dedicated yourself and made it all the way down to … Read more
If you consider your beard to be manly, try to open a beer inside of it, and then think again after you reluctantly fail this mundane task for real beard owners. If your wispy beard lacks the unique ability to open bottles of beer, this wall mounted beard bottle opener will pick up where your … Read more
Much like how the Whisker Dam can connect to any beer glass to protect your mustache from getting moist, this coffee mug protects your lip caterpillar from coming in contact with the ferocious and damaging heat of the coffee in your mug. Plus, no mustachioed man would want to stain his nice light blonde upper … Read more
If you work in IT, chances are you have a goatee, and shaving that perfect goatee is tough work. Getting those straight edges along with an elegant curve under your chin is near impossible. Luckily this guy Scott Bonge invented a handy device called the Goatee Saver, which helps you shave the perfect goatee every-time. … Read more
The Beard Bro is a device that helps you shape your beard by helping you get symmetry in your beard so you don’t look like some smelly bum fresh off the street with a lopsided beard. Simply hold the device onto your face where you’d like the edge of your beard to be and use the leveling … Read more
The MoGuard is a mustache protector that you can attach to any drinking glass to prevent your handsome mustache from getting moist or dirty from drinking beer, milk, coffee, or any other sort of mustache dirtying beverage. When you go to take a sip of your drink, the mustache protector will rest perfectly over your … Read more
You have a beard and you love it, we get it. But for those that don’t get it, you might want to carry around this classy wooden comb, that has the words ‘I [Heart] MY [Beard]’ on it. The beard comb comes with a cool little wooden tray that has the exact same shape as … Read more
The Book Mustache is similar to the thumb book page holder in pretty much ever way, except, you know… it’s made from a mustache. Why look at some plastic thing with no real shape that doesn’t resemble anything awesome when you could use a mustache. A mustache makes everything better. Case in point, the mustache … Read more
How pathetic and puny it would be if you were to just open your beer using some regular ol’ run-of-the-mill bottle opener, when you could classily reach into you wallet, pull out a stainless steel card, and open your beer using a elegant and epic mustache. The Man Card is a bottle opener card that … Read more
There’s nothing quite like a mustache, and what better way to warn your guests of what might be lurking inside the house you’re about to enter than a mustache doormat. They will wipe their feet on your mustache doormat and enter the door to be greeted my an even more amazing mustache inside. Shaped in … Read more