Pistol Flask With Belt Holster

The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more

Kangaroo Cup: An Untippable And Unbreakable Cup

The Kangaroo Cup was invented by Lily Born, an 11 year old to help her Grandfather with his Alzheimer’s as he would continue to tip over his cup. The first concept was ceramic and and had three legs to keep it from tipping over, she later made a plastic version so that younger kids could use … Read more

TowlHub: Paper Towel USB Charger Hub

The TowlHub is a paper towel holder that doubles as a 4 port USB hub to charge your electronics while you’re in the kitchen cooking and in need of some extra juice. Your tablet is dying but you need to read the recipe from it and finish that casserole. Luckily you can plug your tablet right … Read more

Manual Pocket Chainsaw

The pocket chainsaw is a string of chainsaw teeth that you use manually by wrapping around a tree and pulling back and forth with your hands, and is by far the manliest way to chop down a tree other than hacking at it with the side of your hand, or maybe chewing it down like a beaver. … Read more

Serial Killer Playing Cards

The serial killer playing cards feature a different serial killer on each card and tells you facts about them including their birth date, date of death, where they were from etc, and you will probably spend more time reading the cards than actually playing poker. If you are into poker games that take 10 minutes per hand due to … Read more