Some people just like to live in the past and don’t like changes. Even though technology has increased ten fold, graphics on video games have gone from looking like a potato viewed through Mr. Magoo’s glasses to looking like real life or what we think is real life, assuming life isn’t just one big simulation … Read more
Do you suffer from cold calves or cankles? Do you not enjoy wearing pants or maybe prefer to wear short pants in the frigid cold of the winter? Are regular leg warmers just not hot enough for you? Well maybe you need to try out the heated leg warmer stockings. Powered from two USB cords … Read more
Taken from the classic scene from Predator where our hero Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fierce yet somewhat homosexual floating handshake arm wrestling match with Carl Weathers, the Predator ‘You Son of a Bitch’ Patch is perfect for throwing on your jacket or war vest to let them know just how extreme you can get. No … Read more
The SpaceLife Jacket is a coat that takes inspiration from an actual space suit worn by astronauts, and offers excellent protection from the extreme elements, and although it looks like it may, it probably won’t help you survive if you find yourself walking around in space. Not only is this spacesuit a jacket but the … Read more
The circus people clothes pins are a set of laundry pegs that make it look like a family of vintage circus people are balancing on a wire over your drying clothes. The Amazing Pegzini Family as so they’re called, come in a set of 5 circus people balancing on the tight-rope, one that is a … Read more
Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well this t-shirt will allow you to take the lazy way out by making you look like a fat hairy ugly man that is stuffed into a sweater vest, which will give … Read more
The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe to hold a secret bottle of booze that perfectly fits a Johnnie Walker red label miniature bottle, but will most likely fit most travel sized liquor bottles. Perfect for the classy … Read more
The mitten flasks are a pair mittens that contain a straw in one of the thumbs that connects to a secret plastic bag of booze hidden within the mitten. To use it simply fill it up with booze prior to leaving the warmness of your home, then once you are out in the cold and your body … Read more
The Gotcha Cap is a baseball style cap that contains a hidden self defense tool under the bill of the cap. Created by Fab Defense, a high-quality weapon defense accessory company from Israel, the Gotcha Cap is perfect for being a last line of defense while hunting bears, a last line of defense while hunting … Read more
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap. Towering over your head as if you have some sort of alien skull or cone head, the top hat baseball cap makes you wonder if this is just a big joke as … Read more