The Insta Kilt Beach towel measures in at 30” x 60” and comes in red or green. Once you wrap the towel around you it makes you appear to be wearing a kilt, how clever… It is not recommended to wear any articles of clothing underneath the kilt.
Take your booze wherever you go. A perfect gift for the alcoholic in the family, the belt buckle flask will hold 3oz. of your favorite booze and is certain to make you look like a tool.
Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you are wearing it, but luckily it will be dark so they won’t have to see your face. The light up tie comes in a plethora of different colors, and you can … Read more
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be rest assured, you will easily be able to walk it off.
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of 100% cotton these classy zubaz feature roomy thighs and tapered ankles. If you don’t love America while you’re wearing these, you can just GEEIT OUUT!