The shirt shuttle is a hard and rugged case where you can keep your freshly ironed shirts to keep them from getting wrinkled or disheveled during travel. No longer will you have to roll up your freshly ironed shirts in a ball to fit them into your luggage with an attempt at keeping the wrinkles … Read more
If the humping reindeer ugly sweater wasn’t enough for you, how about this puking reindeer sweater, which coincidentally depicts what you’ll be doing in a few hours after entering the party. Featuring a red solo cup hanging from the antlers, along with a dirty song strung across it’s back, the puking reindeer sweater will make a … Read more
You know those light up reindeer people place in their yards that are just made from wiring and some lights? As a young stallion boy we used to run around our neighborhood and stack them up on each other like they are humping and run away giggling without a care in the world, that is … Read more
It’s a well known fact that bad-asses don’t turn around to look at explosions happening behind them as they walk away from it, well the same can be said for cats. The ‘Catsplosion’ t-shirt depicts a rather guilty looking feline walking away from an explosion that he or she may or may not have caused. … Read more
The Spidey-Sense T-Shirt is a shirt that has a sensor on the back of it that will detect motion within 5 feet behind you. Once it senses someone it will send a vibration to the back of your neck so that you will always know when dangerous rapists are lurking behind you. To work it, … Read more
You’re stuck knee deep in quicksand in the Amazon rain forest. Do you leave your belt on and die a quick and mildly painless death looking classy as ever, or do you tear if off, wrap it around a nearby branch and ratchet yourself to freedom? The Survival Belt is a belt that will save your … Read more
This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when you pinch the sides of the -shirt where the dots are on the side of the word POCR, and bring it up a few inches to the other dots on the … Read more
Do you ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere with no tools on your person, and you’re in a situation where you just have to strip some wires or screw in some hex screws? Well lucky for you, today you wore your Kool Tool Belt. The Bison Designs Kool Tool Belt is a … Read more
Tired of getting caught in the rain off guard like a fool? Well, the Funnell Eject Wear is a backpack that you can wear and eject a jacket from the back of it while you’re wearing it. How it works is you first get caught in the rain looking like an idiot, then, while wearing the … Read more
Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and stuff? Well now you can wear an ingredients list right on your body. The human body ingredients t-shirt is a shirt that lists out all of the most commonly found elements … Read more