Sometimes it’s hard to slip out of your Timberland’s when you walk inside, not just because it takes a while to unlace them, but because they just look so damn good on you. Luckily you’re feet won’t have to be bare for long as you can slip right back into them when you get home, … Read more
If you consider yourself an inventor and you didn’t think of making a sweatshirt hoodie that has a giant front pocket where you can carry your cat or dog inside of it like a kangaroo, consider your ball dropped. I mean there’s already hoodies that have a pocket to carry your beer, hoodies for your … Read more
The Traxedo is a track suit crossed with a tuxedo, and is a far more comfortable, far less expensive, far less classy, yet far less less itchy alternative than an actual tuxedo. Perfect for attending a trailer park wedding, a Russian gala, an Italian ballroom event, or just trying to replicate the Dumb and Dumber … Read more
Figuring out the date is hard now-a-days, you have to reach all the way into your pocket, pull out your phone, push the button and gaze deeply into the screen until your crusty little eyes can decipher what the date is by looking at lit-up pixels on an LCD screen. A much easier way would … Read more
The roulette wheel cufflinks are a set of cufflinks that have actual functioning roulette wheels on the end of them. To answer the questions you may have… Yes they actually spin, and yes there is a tiny ball inside of them that won’t get lost since there is a glass encasing over the top of … Read more
If you’re like me and live out of your hamper with an empty clothing dresser sitting right next to it, this may come in handy to you. The trouser rack is a device that you can hang on your wall or door to hold you pants in a nice tidy organized manner. No longer will … Read more
Twas the time of Italian dunkers, the decision to eat barchetta or fiestada pizza, the fish sticks with some mashed taters, the sticks of cheese they called a meal, and the hamburger that just got pulled out of a bin of brown water. We then washed it down using a cup that looked like a … Read more
What happens when the letters S and T say hi? Shit happens. The ‘S-HI-T’ t-shirt is a shirt that features the capital letters ‘S’ and ‘T’ with cartoonish hands and feet and they are waving and saying hi to each other. By doing so this places a speech bubble saying Hi in the middle of … Read more
The Apollo 11 Sweatsuit is a pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt that are almost an exact replica of the space suit that the astronauts from Apollo 11 wore to the moon, except, you know… in sweatsuit form. Quite similar to the SpaceLife space suit jacket, the Apollo 11 sweatsuit is perfect for lounging on … Read more
The Doggie Jogging Sweatsuit is a 4 legged one-piece sweatsuit for your dog. Perfect for the dog that needs to lose a few pounds, for the dog that’s training to be the next world champ in dog fighting, or maybe just to keep warm on those winter jogs with their owner, the dog sweatsuit will … Read more