Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
The hand gun lamp is a table lamp that has a base that looks just like a hand gun and is suitable for only the classiest of households which also contain a gunrack nearby, a desk with a hidden gun compartment, and one of those tables with a shotgun strapped underneath it for when you … Read more
No one really needs a bulletproof clipboard, but I can’t think of anyone that wouldn’t want one. Whether you’re getting your grocery list purchased while vacationing in Syria, working as Dick Cheney’s assistant while out on a hunting trip, or you’re just extremely prepared for the next shooting at your office, the bulletproof clipboard is … Read more
The sword handle umbrella is an umbrella that has a samurai sword handle in place of the regular, terrible, ugly, smelly handle that umbrellas usually have. Now once you see a storm coming in, or start to feel rain drops on your brow, you can unleash your sword that is packed away on your belt, … Read more
Would you consider yourself a gun nut? Then why are your pens not being held up by some sort of object that has to do with guns? You can’t consider yourself a republican gun nut unless you have at least 7 gun paraphernalia within your household. Luckily the revolver cylinder pen holder is here to help … Read more
Swordsicles, or the sword popsicle tray is a tray that you fill with juicy goodness, throw in a sword handle, and wait a dreaded couple of hours for it to freeze in your freezer, and the result will be a popsicle in the shape of a sword, yet dull enough to stick in your mouth … Read more
The branch holder is a small strip of rubber that you can attach to any stick you find in the woods and turn it into a sword. Just attach the branch holder to the bottom of the stick and it will form a makeshift hand guard for your stick sword, and will protect their knuckles … Read more
I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a hand grip, and once again, if you are walking down the street with this you can expect to be tased, beaten, and called a terrorist by the first police officer that … Read more
The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency that were to come up. Made by Maratac the micro grappling hook was designed for bomb technicians to catch trip lines with, but could also be used to pretend you are … Read more
The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former marine, the Manticuda knife is sure to end the life of whatever you point it at, and wil make all the bad things in your life go away. The fixed, steel, … Read more