The Ninja Star Coat Hanger is a ninja star that you can attach to your wall and hang your coats, hats, fanny packs, or satchels onto and pretend to be a Ninja, that is until you get a girlfriend, and she makes you take them down, along with all your posters of Michael Jordan, Ken … Read more
The Spraytect iPhone case is a case for smartphones that has mace attached to it, so that in case of emergencies, you can spray mace in the eyes of an attacker, a rapist, clowns, or ugly children. The mace cartridge is detachable from the iPhone case, has mutlplie safetly mechanisms to deter accidents, and includes … Read more
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than likely get you tazed, arrested, and labeled a terrorist if you ever brought it to the airport. This particular gun key is a 45 caliber gun key, but if you are … Read more
The UZU Tactical Defender Pen is a is a tactical pen that you can use to break glass on a car, get out of handcuffs, collect DNA from a rapist by stabbing them, and it even writes with ink! But the big question we are all wondering is… Does it write upside down? Like, you … Read more
The gun shaped screwdriver is a power drill that resembles a snub nosed revolver and is a great tool for children to play with outside with their friends alone, a travel tool that fits perfectly in a carry on luggage suitcase, or a tool that you can fit inside your belt line that you can … Read more
Chiseled from a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum the Military Grade Battle Mug is allowed only in the manliest of hands that possess 13 hairs per knuckle, no shorter than 4.3mm. The Battle Mug is manufactured in a facility that produces special equipment for NASA, the US Department of Defense, major weapons companies, … Read more
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate way possible. Using the butterfly knife pen is similar to saying a catchphrase as you slowly put on your sunglasses, instead as you’re about to sign a document, you slowly take … Read more
Sometimes a flashlight just isn’t enough to fend off rapists and/or intruders that may come into your house at night, so why not mix the safety and protection of a baseball bat with the sight assistance of a flashlight. When your thief runs at you, just flash them in the eyes with the flashlight, and … Read more
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling test then by making it appear you have stabbed it onto the fridge with a ninja knife. The Ninja Knife Magents come with a hole on the end of them so … Read more
Similar to the pencil ear buds, the bullet shaped earbuds will make it appear as if you were shot in both ears, but instead of crying and bleeding profusely, I will be rocking all night long (until around 8:30PM when mother says I should be in by). A great gift idea for your redneck and/or … Read more