Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a horse pasta measurer, lets you measure out your pasta in 4 different portions. Child size, man size, fat woman on diet size, and I could eat a horse, which is the … Read more
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to have crap on your refrigerator. Did your child get a B- on their spelling test? Hang it on the fridge with a burnt cigarette, cousin Charles sent an engagement card to you? … Read more
The hipster inside of you is calling out, he is sick of waking up to digital stock sounds that your iPhone came with, that everyone and their mother uses, it’s just so played out. Bring your wake-up alarm back to the good-ol-days before a blast of odd yet soothing sounds awake you from your slumber, … Read more
The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is great to just put on your wall and watch peoples mind’s explode and do a double take as they try to tell what time it is. The backwards clock runs on … Read more
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking at the image, let me direct you to our page dedicated to the blind. The Cereal Killer Spoon is made from a silver plated vintage spoon in the style of your … Read more
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the missile balloons were a real product, and you used them in America, you can be sure you would be pulled over by a cop, strip searched, tazed, and then water boarded … Read more
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated clock. If you want a clock that you have to look at quite carefully to tell what the time is, then the pixelated wall clock is for you. The pixel time … Read more
The carpet rug alarm clock is a concept designed by the designers: Sofie Collin & Gustav Lanberg and is a little alarm clock rug that you place by your bed and when the alarm turns on you have to get up and stand on it to turn the alarm off. Although, everyone knows that you will … Read more
The foot in the door stopper is a creepy way to keep your door open. The realistic foot will get a laugh from your guests, and maybe some messy trousers from Grandma. The door stopper is made from TPR and measures 4.5″ x 3.5″ 1″.