I find the body of christ at church doesn’t fill me up enough, they only give you a tiny bit, and usually I’m still craving more Jesus by the tme I get home. The Jesus toaster imprints the face of Jesus on every piece of toast you make. Now you can eat the body of … Read more
Flip the middle finger via an LED sign to the jackass riding your ass behind you with the Thinkbay Novelty LED Car Sign Animated Facial Expression 5 message Remote control Display… Ya that’s what it’s called and it’s probably the longest product title ever! Update:The Middle Finger Car Message LED seems to be no longer available, … Read more
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of 100% cotton these classy zubaz feature roomy thighs and tapered ankles. If you don’t love America while you’re wearing these, you can just GEEIT OUUT!
The lonely man’s back shaver allows you to attack your own back hair from every possible angle while still receiving a close, smooth shave that you could eat dinner off of. No more embarassing trips to the massage parlour.