Liven up your yard or garden with a gnome that is defecating on your shrubberies. Made of durable plastic, the squatting gnome measures 5 inches tall and is sure to offend your elderly neighbors while they work on their immaculate lawn that no one cares about, while your across the street with 12 inch high weeds … Read more
As if you weren’t on Facebook enough, now you can bring your profile with you to the shower. The Facebook Profile shower curtain is opaque besides the square for your profile picture that you can pose for, so the only way this shower curtain would be of any sort of fun or importance is if … Read more
Find out if you have a haunted house, or ghosts roaming around with the Mr. Ghost EMF Detector. Just plug the detector into your iPhone’s headphone jack, download the app, and you’re ready to do some ghost hunting. The app will show you if any electromagnetic radiation found in your house. Mr Ghost detects a … Read more
The Labyrinth Security Lock was a concept designed as an April fools joke for thinkgeek.com’s website, but if the product ever came to fruition, would serve as the largest fire risk known to man, as well as an excellent product for your local rapist/kidnapper, although I’m sure many would still purchase the product, and perish, including … Read more
The nose shower gel dispenser gives you a handful of shower gel or body wash whenever you push on the side of the nose, and easily attaches to your shower wall or bathroom mirror using 3 suction cups on the back of the nose. If this doesn’t get your kids to clean themselves, they have … Read more
With the dumbbell alarm clock you have to curl the dumbbell thirty times before the alarm shuts off. This is great for people who have a hard time waking up in the morning, people who would like to exercise in the morning, or for people who hate their spouse.
The best way to wake up in the morning after a heavy night of binge drinking is to a bomb alarm clock where you have to figure out the wire that you need to disconnect that will shut off the alarm. I can see this alarm clock being thrown against the wall within the first … Read more
As if your new puppy doesn’t gnaw on it’s leash enough already, the Hot Dog Leash, is a dog leash that is made up of 8 replica hot dogs. The leash is 4ft long, comes with a comfortable foam rubber hand grip, and is sure to get some laughs at the dog park.
Give the illusion that your packages have hinges on them with the hinge printed packaging tape. The tape unique and funny packing tape is 50mm wide and 30 meters long and is sure to make the boring process of sending a package your favorite part of the day. Plus, for those that receive the package it’ll … Read more
Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be a great prank to use for a groom taking off his brides garter, assuming the bride is not already overweight then that would just be cruel.