As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more
As if there weren’t already enough crumbs, dandruff, and nose hairs already inbetween the keys of your keyboard, now lets just serve some food on top of it. The Keyboard plate is a concept by designer Hella Jongerius, that is half computer keyboard, half dinner plate, so you can munch pizza while at your computer with … Read more
Splat Stan aka the splattered man drink coaster is an orange man that has been squished and splattered onto your desk to give you a nice flat area to rest your drink upon. The splattered man drink coaster is great to release that anger at work by belittling Stan by setting your drink on top … Read more
Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water, instead of the smell of death filling the room, it splashes up the Poo-Pourri spray and the room fills with smells of flowers, babies, fresh casserole, and not the smell of your … Read more
The facebok like and dislike stamps are stamps that stamp the words dislike and like anywhere you like. If you don’t like your dog, stamp dislike on his forehead. Don’t like your mom’s meatloaf, stamp dislike on her forehead. You like your grandma? Stamp like on her forehead. The like and dislike stamps are self … Read more
The Pilo-Pilo mini pillow ring is a ring with a small cushion attached to it that you can wear while you’re contemplating life, daydreaming, or taking a mid-afternoon nap at your desk. The small cushion attached to the ring will help support your fat head while you rest it on your knuckles. No longer will … Read more
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so while you’re sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you … Read more
With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to your body, so that no one can borrow and therefore steal it. The Lighter Ring, is a lighter that you wear right on your finger like a ring, and can create … Read more
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either be the end of the day, or you’ll wake up in a jail cell with … Read more