Cats are the best. They run the internet. Everything about them is awesome. Even their butts. You need this Cat Butt Tissue Holder in your life. You just do. This fun and humorous tissue holder lets you do something that you could never do with your real cat, which is pull tissues from it’s butt. … Read more
Wouldn’t it be great if you could be wearing just your socks but make it look to everyone like you’re wearing socks underneath your Birkenstock sandals? Sure there’s really no reason to make people think you’re wearing sandals when you’re not, but it’s just one more way you get to be the weirdest person in … Read more
You can’t trust just anyone to hold your toilet paper for you, but one person you can trust to do the job, is a knight. They’re loyal, faithful, and willing to do the job for thy king no matter how smelly the task. This Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder is a Knight in shining armor that … Read more
There are two kinds of people in this world, there are those that love camping and sleeping on the ground, and there are those that just hate it! Those that hate camping in tents, may enjoy one of these tent cots that keep you from sleeping on the cold hard ground. But for those willing … Read more
If there was ever a product that truly belonged on Odditymall, it would probably be the Baby Mop. Is it a real product? Yes! Should it actually be used for it’s intended purpose? Probably not! But it sure makes a great gag gift for someone who just had a new baby. Though, that doesn’t mean … Read more
You know what I hate. Stubbing my toes on stuff. That’s why I’m going to armor my feet with a pair of tanks. Crochet tanks that is. These Crochet Tank Slippers are perfect. They’ll keep your feet nice and warm. In fact, other slippers will fear them. They don’t want artillery shells or armor piercing … Read more
Japan is at it again with their weirdness, and this time around they’re on your feet! These stockings are made with pre-painted toenails, so that if you’re too lazy to actually paint your toenails and you’re going to be wearing open-toed shoes, you can just slip on these stockings to instantly give yourself painted toenails. … Read more
Santa is certainly known to be a wholesome, jolly, honorable man that brings joy to billions once a year, but what happens when Santa gets a little eggnog in his system with just a little too much booze in it? He of course likes to get out to the club and twerk the night away. … Read more
There is only one thing worse than being behind someone in line at Subway that orders more than one sandwich, and that is when you forget to bring your phone into the toilet when you need to make a poo. The only thing to do is clean out your wallet, look at shampoo bottles, and … Read more
Carving the Turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man or woman, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup Turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your … Read more