Wouldn’t it be great if you could be wearing just your socks but make it look to everyone like you’re wearing socks underneath your Birkenstock sandals? Sure there’s really no reason to make people think you’re wearing sandals when you’re not, but it’s just one more way you get to be the weirdest person in … Read more
Maybe it’s just me, but I simple hate wearing flip flop sandals. There’s just something horribly irritating about having a little pole right in between my toes that wiggles back and forth with each step I take. Luckily, someone clearly hated them just as much as me and created these topless sandals. They’re called Link Flip … Read more
If your feet are filled with calluses, corns, are lumpy, smelly, filled with fungus, or anything else, chances are you don’t like to go barefoot or wear sandals. Luckily, someone else’s feet were horrendously ugly, so they made these unique socks that depict beautiful human ladies feet wearing sandals, that have perfectly painted toenails on … Read more
If you consider yourself either a dad of 3 or a fanny-pack connoisseur, chances are you have a wide array of fanny packs as it is, perhaps even the DadBag fanny pack. Though when the fanny pack around your waist fills up, what then do you do? Nike has invented these ingenious sandals that are made … Read more
When you’re walking around in your flip flops do you ever think, “dang, I wish I could let people know how much I like kitties with my footwear”? Thanks to these new cat-shaped sandals, you can let the world know how much you like felines just by walking around. Designed by Nara Getaya, these shoes … Read more
You know that feeling of stepping onto fresh cut grass in your barefoot? There’s really nothing quit like it, just ask Hank Hill. Well, now you can walk on that fresh grass everywhere you go with these unique sandals made from grass. Well, turf actually but it’s the next best thing to actual grass sandals … Read more
If you’re an avid fisherman, or just enjoy the companionship of a fish, you may want to invest in some fish sandals. You’ll always have your trusty fish friends nearby right on the bottom of your feet. Believe it or not, there’s an alleged fishwear revolution happening. Do you want to be left behind in … Read more
You may have noticed that there is something fishy going on with this footwear. Yeah, I think that’s pretty obvious. These realistic fish slippers are so real that people will hurt their necks doing a double-take. Just slide your foot into the gill and enjoy your amazing new slippers, being slightly surprised that it’s not … Read more
We’ve seen secret stashes inside of wall clocks, wallets, inside a fake Pepsi bottle, and even in a Barbasol shaving cream can like in Jurassic Park. Well now you can get a secret stash compartment in the side of your sandals to hold super-secret cash, credit cards, IDs, or other stuff while out walking around … Read more
You can never call yourself a true tennis fan until you’ve draped yourself in tennis ball felt, similar to George Costanza and velvet. Just think of how amazing the feeling of tennis balls being rubbed all over your body might feel. Unfortunately there is no robe made from tennis ball felt just yet, but there … Read more