We all remember when Michael Scott from the Office had the brilliant idea of setting a Foreman Grill next to his bed and would wake up to the sweet scent of bacon cooking every morning, that is until he burned his foot. But in reality this idea isn’t all that bad. Who wouldn’t love rolling … Read more
If you’ve arrived here today, chances are you’re already going to be wearing the adult SpongeBob onesie for Halloween, so the only question is what will your sponge be wearing? Before today, I never thought the perfect sponge holder even existed, but after I laid my eyes upon this beautiful gift to mankind, my opinions quickly … Read more
Why spends tens of dollars on a 12 pack of candles when you can simply make your own at home for free? That’s just what this new candle kit allows you to do. Except instead of using melted down candle wax, you get to make candles using your own earwax! The unique Emma Dean’s Earwax … Read more
Here at OddityMall, we love a good witticism. Surely you’ve seen the “I’m Holding A Cup of Coffee So Yeah I’m Pretty Busy†coffee mug or the “Frog Parking Only All Other Will Be Toad†street sign (I can’t decide if I’m laughing or weeping tears of shame). Either way, today I’m sharing another good … Read more
Show off your burly man chest, and that bewhiskered treasure trail with the Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie. Discharge your pheremones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possibly the new temp as well. The hairy chest tie tie also comes in bodybuilder, pierced bellybutton, bare woman, and … Read more
Avid golfers feel they need to practice every moment of their awakened life, unless they also listen to informative golf lesson tapes while they sleep, so while pooping they will still need to practice their golf skills. The toilet putting green lets you practice your putting skills while you defecate, lets you sink some balls, … Read more
For all the great ideas, inventions, and gadgets that have come out of Kickstarter, there are bound to be some terrible ones as well. Take for instance the Tahka mittens, which is a pair of connected gloves that have a window in the middle of them so that you can play on your phone while … Read more
From what we could gather, this ridiculously gigantic Jansport backpack was a novelty bag they used to make for giveaways and such. But lucky for you there are still some available on Ebay that pop up from time to time. Able to hold a family of 5 inside of it, this massive Jansport backpack is … Read more
There’s a few things that are pretty much mandatory for every Thanksgiving table, including of course stuffing, green bean casserole, and obviously some turkey. Though there may now be an addition to this list now that I’ve found out about these cute little butter turkey sculptures that exist. Why have a normal boring stick of butter … Read more
In the world of gadgets it seems like everything and anything can now charge your phone, so it would seem that you should never have a dead phone anymore assuming you’ve prepared yourself with the appropriate technology that is available to you. Case-in-point this solar charging hat. The brim of the hat contains little solar … Read more