Perfect for fat sweaty nerds who find it hard to lift their arm up to their desk, the chair arm mouse platform is a device you can connect to your chair so that you can use your mouse on a small platform coming out from your chair’s arm. Did you just eat 8 hot pockets … Read more
There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case that contains 30 hamburgers for you and your two friends to consume until you fall asleep with a hamburger in each hand, and wake up with soiled underpants, and the sweet … Read more
The ear shaped iphone case is an iphone case that is shaped like a giant human ear and will use the padding of the ear to protect your phone from dust, scratches, and damages, and make it look like you have a gigantic ear whenever you talk on your phone, assuming anyone actually talks on … Read more
The human hand sticky notes are hand shaped sticky notes that you can use to write down notes in case you’re in need of a hand, LOLOLOL!1!!1 But really why use boring old sticky notes that just present a message without distracting you from that message, by putting it on top of a graphic shaped … Read more
Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more
The mini briefcase card holder is a small, tiny aluminum briefcase that you can use as your wallet and store your cash, credit cards, IDs, business cards, coupons, gift cards, and those stupid club cards where when you buy 300 pizzas you get 10% off your next purchase. Think of how cool you will look … Read more
The Buddha Butter Dish is a butter dish that has the one and only Buddha covering your butter, so that before you go knifing for that butter, you can get a glimpse of what your future will look like if you keep eating butter by the spoonful everyday. The Buddha Butter Dish is made from … Read more
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to mean that a human male should eat from it and feel satisfied with his life. The man bowl is a great gift idea for your local lonely bachelor, newly divorced friend, … Read more
You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sexuality. You have to work in 10 minutes, your hair is filled with poop juice, urine, and … Read more
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throughout the day by wearing this monstrosity. Even when actual thugs see people wearing this, they … Read more