To help parents with young-ones who often leave sharp LEGO blocks scattered around the floor, LEGO has created these LEGO slippers to help soften the blow when you inevitably step on some. Part of a Giveaway, LEGO has made just 1,500 pairs of the LEGO slippers to giveaway for creating a wishlist on their French … Read more
Why do all the smaller regular sized beer cans and bottles get all the love for koozies, when you’re stuck drinking your 40 oz for breakfast. Once you get down to the last drops of your 40 it’s like drinking warm urine. The 40 oz Cozy is a beer koozie that’s built specially just for … Read more
Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what we have here… The Clip-In man bun is just as despicable as it sounds, as it’s a fake man bun that you can attach to your hair to instantly have a … Read more
Why would anyone purchase a regular travel neck pillow when you can purchase a travel pillow that looks like a giant shrimp. Not only does it support your neck while you doze off on the plane while traveling, but it wraps all the way around your neck so you can nod your head in any … Read more
It’s not easy holding a flashlight when you’re busy drinking a beer. Luckily this beer koozie has an LED flashlight right on the front of it, so no matter where you go, as long as your beer is in front of you, you should have a light showing you the way. Perfect for grill masters … Read more
Does the Emoji Keyboard signify the end of the civilized, cultured, and educated world as we know it? Most likely. But do I want an Emoji Keyboard? I don’t see why not. The Emoji Keyboard is a regular QWERTY keyboard that has the added benefit of having an optional emoji image on each key. The … Read more
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble getting the goods out of your bum. With my 3 defecations a day I don’t need such a book, but it might come in handy for girls who never poop, for … Read more
Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of the bottle allows you to push down on top of a beer bottle to open a beer. Pill addictions are no laughing matter, except when mixed with beer. Dr. Al Koholic … Read more
I’ve been living out of my hamper for probably the last 2 years. Sure, I have drawers that could be filled with clean folded clothes, but I’m just too lazy to fold anything. I have a perfect system in place where I wash my clothes, keep them in the hamper until the dirty clothes pile … Read more
Parodying Pink Floyd, arguably the best band ever, this t-shirt reads “Wish You Were Beer”, of course taken from the famous song “Wish You Were Here”. Perfect for beer lovers who also enjoy the sweet cradling indulgences of Pink Floyd, the Wish You Were Beer T-Shirt tells the person reading the shirt just how you … Read more