We’ve all had a Chipotle burrito that is about the size of a newborn baby that you devour and feel pretty bad about fully finishing it afterwards. But that’s not to say we won’t do it again in the next few days. Why not show your love for Chipotle, or just giant burritos in general with … Read more
What if I told you that you could look like a Yoga master wherever you go, yet have secret access to 6 cool beers at any time of your choosing? Plus, you don’t actually have to do any yoga! That’s just what this amazing fake yoga mat does for you. It’s made to look like a … Read more
If you’re still working out with standard exercise equipment that isn’t themed in one way or another, it’s just probably not going to work out. These Star Wars themed exercise equipment, will most certainly give you the force you need to get the job done, and then some. They’ll help motivate you to exercise, no … Read more
When you’re running, bicycling, hiking, or doing active activities, sometimes you don’t have enough room to bring both a water bottle and a smart phone. Naturally you’d like to bring just the thing that’s going to keep you alive throughout your workout, which is of course your smart phone. Which is why this company decided … Read more
I’ve started doing yoga in my life like 20 different times, and each time it lasts for one session. Why is this you think? I’m guessing because I didn’t get to play with one of these giant yoga wheels while I do it, so I lost interest. The Dharma Yoga Wheel, as it’s called helps … Read more
Sometimes a bro just has to do some yoga, and a bro ain’t doing no yoga on some flowery-patterned pink yoga mat. No he’s going to do it on the bare ground to prove he’s a truly bad-ass bro. Until now… This company makes a yoga mat that’s made from actual football leather so that … Read more
Sometimes bending down to prepare and consume my cheeseburgers gets me winded. I think it has something to do with my core being weak like a small frail child. These balance boards seem to be all the rage lately, with all sorts of different styles and techniques including ones that look like a skateboard with … Read more
There are two types of people in this world, those who own French Bulldogs, and those who do not. If you haven’t owned a French Bulldog you have no right to judge those who do and decide to decorate their houses, yards, and bodies with French Bulldog Tchotchkes, paraphernalia, and accessories. If you’ve already gotten … Read more
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble getting the goods out of your bum. With my 3 defecations a day I don’t need such a book, but it might come in handy for girls who never poop, for … Read more
The Candle Man is a meditating candle that looks like something straight out of a nightmare where a man with a giant torso about 5 times the size of his arms and a has fire for a head is chasing you, but you just can’t seem to run fast enough. The candle was made based … Read more