Perfect for recreating the famous Three Wolf Moon Shirt, the howling wolf mask, is a realistic mask that makes you look like a howling wolf. How do you see? Well there’s holes built right into the neck so that you don’t have to completely bend over just to see out of the mouth. Best of … Read more
Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands are filled with other slices of pizza, for when you’d like to save a slice for later but don’t have a box to put it in (but do have a pizza … Read more
With probably one of the best product names in existence, the Knob Gobbler is a device that not only protects your doors from damaging your walls when you open them, but also gives you more room when your door is open by having the doorknob go directly into the wall instead of stopping at the … Read more
Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie Spoon is a new marketing ploy by Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it’s working. Plus, the best part is they’re actually giving it away for free if you can be on their … Read more
We all have those smelly poops that need one of three things, a fan the power of a thousand suns to suck the all of the breathable oxygen out of the room, a suicide pill to just end the suffering, or a match to light to burn up all the fart particles in the room. … Read more
The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butt-hole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butt-hole all … Read more
The extendable fork is a regular sized fork that can extend to up to 2 feet long and is great for when your brother won’t pass you the potatoes, or your Dad won’t share his dessert. No longer will you need to ask to pass the green beans when they are out of reach, no … Read more
“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person with giant hands. The giant hand gloves most likely have no real world purpose other than slapping people, poking people, giving awesomely powerful high-fives, and creepily stroking peoples faces. Tired of … Read more
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger products on the market is astounding, such as the cheeseburger socks, cheeseburger wrapping paper, or the cheeseburger earmuffs. When Americans aren’t … Read more
The Wad of Cash Wallet is a wallet that makes it look like your’re carrying around a wad of 100 dollar bills that have a rubber band around them, but actually it’s a wallet that contains a dollar bill that’s ripped in half, 3 pennies, a coupon for 10% off your next cheeseburger purchase at … Read more