Sometimes you don’t know you want to go fishing until you’re on the shore of a lake thinking to yourself, “Why the hell didn’t I bring my rod?”. Now instead of catching some fish you have to have a conversation with your in-laws about funeral plans for some Uncle you don’t care about. The Docooler … Read more
The 50 cent piece knife is a real 50 cent piece that looks extremely realistic and conceals a hidden blade inside of it. I’m not sure how much damage you can do with a rounded blade, but I’m sure you could give someone a pretty mean paper-cut. Although the real entertainment value comes when you … Read more
The chair screamer is a creepy old mental patient figure that sits in a wheelchair and as you walk up to it will leap out if it’s chair, scream at you, flail around, and most likely cause you to soil your underpants. Perfect for setting outside your house on Halloween to scare the little children … Read more
The Pepsi bottle stash is a stash safe that looks just like a regular bottle of Pepsi, but when opened, contains a compartment to store cash, jewelry, drugs, or your super-secret porno stash. The Pepsi bottle safe is made from a real Pepsi bottle with two halves that opens above the label and has added … Read more
The card pen is a pen that can be used as a business card that is slim enough to fit into your wallet to be used as an emergency pen. Maybe you just met a fine lady girl of tolerable attractiveness and she wants to give you her number. Well, assuming neither of you have a … Read more
This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when you pinch the sides of the -shirt where the dots are on the side of the word POCR, and bring it up a few inches to the other dots on the … Read more
The spy bolt is a secret storage safe that is a hollowed out bolt and is an updated version that the Soviet KGB used during the civil war to transport secret micro-film, coded messages, or probably little samples of vodka to keep warm on those cold nights out in the Siberian Tundra. Perfect for hiding … Read more
The go-comb is a comb that is the size of a credit card that you can easily throw into your wallet and pull out in case of a combing emergency. Perhaps you’re on a date.. Haha, ok nevermind, you’re out to dinner with your mom and your hair looks terrible as usual, simply excuse yourself from the table, … Read more
The watermelon flash drive is exactly what is sounds like, a jump drive that looks just like a slice of watermelon, and is perfect for people how love the sweet and moist taste of fresh watermelon, but also love the sweet yet bitter taste of computer data. No longer will you need to show your … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more