Made of high quality cold cast resin, the vampire wine holder is sure to bring the attention away from your horendously dirty kitchen counter, just make sure you only let it hold red wine, or else (insert bad vampire joke here). The wine holder is hand painted and polished most likely by an 8 year old … Read more
Dress up as one of the nicest, kindest, most gentlest, yet hideously frighteningly, creepy, baby ruth loving monsters you have ever loved for your next halloween costume. Or if you’re into it, this could be your next roll playing costume with the lady… Or maybe she will wear it, whatever you’re into, I’m not here … Read more
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school. After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don’t instantly grow … Read more
Cast in quality designer resin the dragon gutter gargoyle is sure to spice up your garden, yard, or if you’re like me, the place where all those weeds grow, and the gutters overflow from not being cleaned out in 3 years.
Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you are wearing it, but luckily it will be dark so they won’t have to see your face. The light up tie comes in a plethora of different colors, and you can … Read more
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be rest assured, you will easily be able to walk it off.
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of 100% cotton these classy zubaz feature roomy thighs and tapered ankles. If you don’t love America while you’re wearing these, you can just GEEIT OUUT!
The Pop-up Book of Phobias is a great gift for someone who suffers from panphobia. Includes tons of great phobias, such as clowns, heights, speaking in public, spiders, needles, and much more. Unfortunately midgets and fat people didn’t make the cut. View a video going through the whole book below.
Ash your cigars with class using the hand shaped ash tray. Warning: using the hand ash tray without a monocle in your eye could cause permanent eye damage.