Come July 4th weekend, if you’re not drinking out of something that has the American flag on it, you can pretty much consider yourself a traitor to the country and banish yourself from whatever party you’re currently at. This liquor bag, similar to what you’d find inside of a box of wine, allows you to … Read more
If you’re looking to grill some American sized cheeseburgers, using an American sized BBQ grill, then you’ve come to the right spatula. Made to look like that beautiful American flag, the Star Spangled Spatula comes with 7 stripes and 50 stars just like Old Glory! If the cold hard metal is too manly for you, … Read more
The Naughty Dog is a firework that is a dog pooping out a black snake and after seeing as many fireworks as I have, I would rather spend a night watching these dogs poop out sparkling shits than watch actual fireworks. As you light the firework, the dog will push out a firey solid log … Read more
Designed by Yanko Tsvetkov, the map of the world according to Americans takes a satirical look at the different stereotypes American’s have of the world. From labeling the entire country of Russia as ‘Commies’, to labeling half of Africa as ‘AIDS’, the ignorance of American’s can probably be attributed mostly to the Media, seeing how we apparently care more about Justin Bieber, … Read more
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of 100% cotton these classy zubaz feature roomy thighs and tapered ankles. If you don’t love America while you’re wearing these, you can just GEEIT OUUT!