Halloween

Jumbo Mustache

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This huge mustache brings a whole new meaning to the term mustache ride. The jumbo handlebar mustache is 16” long, and is sure to bring a distinguished look to any face that attempts to wear it.

Realistic Baby Mask

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The lifelike baby mask created by artist Landon Meier could be one of the creepiest things I’ve seen, yet the most amazing. There are 3 different kinds of the baby mask: Disgusted Baby, Happy Baby, and Cry Baby. This artist also makes realistic celebrity masks, such as Charlie Sheen, and Obama.

Mustache Bandages

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There is no injury a mustache can’t heal. Throw one of these bad boys on your wound and it will feel like Tom Selleck himself is nustling his soft caterpillar lip on your injury.

Zombie Garden Gnome Sculpture

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Keep the neighboor children off your lawn with the zombie garden gnome. His 13lb resin carcus comes to you in 3 seperate parts that you will assemble and display wherever you desire. Just try to ignore the clawing at the ground you will hear all night, and hope he never actually gets out.

Bloody Hand Prints Shower Curtain

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Pull a prank on your wife to make her think you were murdered in the shower. That’ll teach her not to burn the casserole again. Size is approximatley 71” x 71” and includes a full set of shower curtain hooks.

Realistic Horse Head Mask

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The realistic horse head is a giant mask that covers your entire head and neck area and will make you look just like a horse, so much that someone might shoot you in the neck and make glue out of you. Here are a few example usages for the horse head mask: 1. End a … Read more