As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies zombie logic by needing a lantern to see in the dark. But why not light up your unkept garden or lawn with the zombie solar powered light, and scare away the … Read more
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling test then by making it appear you have stabbed it onto the fridge with a ninja knife. The Ninja Knife Magents come with a hole on the end of them so … Read more
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand crafted and hand painted by local artists, and so no two zombie bottle openers will look exactly … Read more
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about a nightlight being as bad-ass and manly as Thor’s Hammer? That’s why I keep a My Little Pony night light on at all times in my bedroom, I don’t act tough, … Read more
Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting your own sex cult after watching Eyes Wide Shut, or just looking for your next Halloween costume, the long nosed Venetian Mask should suit your needs nicely. This basic mask comes … Read more
Make your cat an O.G. Kitty, make your dog appear to be from the inner city, when really he’s from the outer suburbs. Make your guinea pig look stupid, because why would a guinea pig be wearing a sweater. The pet hoodie sweatshirts are made from soft polyester and cotton and have ribbed sleeves to … Read more
Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is so grotesque, the Censor Block Sunglasses are for you. Theses glasses are great for looking important while you stand on the outside perimeter of the VIP area at your local dance club, petting … Read more
Give your beer bottle the mustache ride of a lifetime with the beer bottle mustache. The staches come in a 6 pack with 6 different colors to help you differentiate between you and your friend’s beers. The mustaches can also attach to a baby pacifier as seen below.
Make your wife scream bloody murder every time she goes to the bathroom. The scary shower curtain looks as if there is a rapist hiding in the shower, ready to pounce at the next person going to the toilet. The curtain is milky white, includes shower curtain hooks, and measures 80″ x 72″.
The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting the fluffed hamburger meat protruding from the collar, the gold peace chain necklace, the ultra retro suede vest, and the golden aviators, those diapers will be dropping to the floor the … Read more