Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more
The NES zapper lamp is a lamp that is made out of a original Nintendo zapper gun and a NES controller, and is a perfect gift idea for greasy nerds of all ages. Just think of the tail you could pull in when you unveil this gem to ladies you bring home. You bring a girl home … Read more
The bullet shell stool is a chair that looks just like a used bullet casing and are perfect for people to sit on at a small gathering at your local gun club to talk about guns, bullets, knives, fishing, hunting, and about how Bill got a little gay with Carl that one time when he was super drunk. … Read more
The pistol flask is a flask that looks just like a mini pistol and comes with a belt holster so that you can carry it around with you everywhere you go and then get tased by the first police officer that spots it, although it’s probably still not as gutsy as using the Gun Shaped Shift … Read more
The revolver cylinder shot glasses are shot glasses that look just like a revolver’s cylinder and are great for getting drunk while shooting guns. Out shooting cans, squirrels, goats, or humans in the great outdoors? Why not throw back a few shots of whiskey to get that perfect aim, and what better way to consume … Read more
One way or another you’ve gotta clean your shit stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a bad-ass while doing so. The gun toilet brush is a toilet bowl cleaner that has a handle shaped just like a hand gun so you can keep a shred of self dignity while poop water … Read more
Looking to get shot by a policeman next time you get pulled over? Good thing you just installed the gun shaped shift knob, which is a transmission shift knob that looks just like the butt of a pistol. Unfortunately the trigger doesn’t actually do anything, but hopefully someone can rig it up to do something … Read more
The hand gun iPhone case transforms your phone into a hand gun which you will never again be able to put in your pocket. It works with a downloadable app so that your screen becomes part of the gun and will make gun movements on the screen and gunshot noises that come from the speaker … Read more
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
The hand gun lamp is a table lamp that has a base that looks just like a hand gun and is suitable for only the classiest of households which also contain a gunrack nearby, a desk with a hidden gun compartment, and one of those tables with a shotgun strapped underneath it for when you … Read more