No one really needs a bulletproof clipboard, but I can’t think of anyone that wouldn’t want one. Whether you’re getting your grocery list purchased while vacationing in Syria, working as Dick Cheney’s assistant while out on a hunting trip, or you’re just extremely prepared for the next shooting at your office, the bulletproof clipboard is … Read more
Would you consider yourself a gun nut? Then why are your pens not being held up by some sort of object that has to do with guns? You can’t consider yourself a republican gun nut unless you have at least 7 gun paraphernalia within your household. Luckily the revolver cylinder pen holder is here to help … Read more
I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a hand grip, and once again, if you are walking down the street with this you can expect to be tased, beaten, and called a terrorist by the first police officer that … Read more
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than likely get you tazed, arrested, and labeled a terrorist if you ever brought it to the airport. This particular gun key is a 45 caliber gun key, but if you are … Read more
The gun shaped screwdriver is a power drill that resembles a snub nosed revolver and is a great tool for children to play with outside with their friends alone, a travel tool that fits perfectly in a carry on luggage suitcase, or a tool that you can fit inside your belt line that you can … Read more
Similar to the pencil ear buds, the bullet shaped earbuds will make it appear as if you were shot in both ears, but instead of crying and bleeding profusely, I will be rocking all night long (until around 8:30PM when mother says I should be in by). A great gift idea for your redneck and/or … Read more
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethora of different guns, attaches better with certain types of bras, and … Read more
The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the top of it that collects water and funnels it down to the squirt gun handle of the umbrella. You can then squirt all the people that don’t have umbrellas with them, … Read more
The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when you’re looking to rob a place and not accidentaly shoot the store clerk, if need be you can always stab him. The gun knife is 4.5″ long when folded, and 7.5″ … Read more
The fully functional M-16 Novelty BBQ lighter measures in at 14” long and is sure to make you the life of the party at your next BBQing event. It doesn’t matter that you’re the only one there, and you really didn’t need to start the entire grill for one hot dog, but what does matter … Read more