NFL Football Leather Coasters (Set of 4)

Football leather is one of the greatest and most sensual things any man could touch, second only to the elegant skin of a Chipotle burrito. You’ve seen the football leather yoga mat, now it’s time to set your drinks down on that sweet succulent and stimulating football leather using these magnificent circular coasters made from … Read more

Wearable Santa Hat Flask

Quite similar to the Christmas Stocking Flask that lets you consume booze for Christmas instead of getting a bunch of candy and chotskies inside of your stocking each year, this Santa hat lets you hold your booze right in the hat for consuming whenever and wherever you like. It’s just like any other normal Santa … Read more

IceMule Cooler: Portable Fabric Cooler You Can Wear Like a Backpack

The IceMule is a small portable cooler that you can attach to your kayak, golf bag, motorcycle, etc, or even wear it as a backpack to keep your drinks cool on the go. The IceMule is a fabric cooler that can fold down to just the size of the items within the cooler, so you’ll … Read more

Star Trek Captain Kirk Holding Phaser Beer Koozie

If you love Star Trek and you don’t own this beer Captain Kirk beer koozie, consider your life choices highly illogical. Made to look like the body of Captain Kirk with one of his arms holding a phaser, the 3D beer koozie makes your beer can the head of James T. Kirk. Wearing a yellow … Read more

English Bulldog Cocktail Shaker

This cocktail shaker is made to look just like an English Bulldog. A perfect gift idea for any bulldog owner who happens to love hand-crafted cocktails, the bulldog cocktail shaker is a great way to remind yourself that you still have a dog after you’ve already had a few cocktails. Although it’s a cocktail shaker … Read more

Speakeasy Briefs: Underwear With a Secret Stash Pocket In The Front

If you’re going to be sneaking booze into a sports stadium, festival, bar, funeral, church, etc, chances are they won’t be frisking you, but if they do, you’ll surely be prepared with these boxer briefs that have a secret hidden pocket in front of your genitals. I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been frisked … Read more

Can Cannon: A Beer Gun That Launches Beer Cans Over 100 Yards

The XProducts Can Cannon is an add-on device that you can attach to any AR-15 or M-16 rifle to give you gun the ability to launch cans up to 100 yards in distance. The device is a completely legal add-on to your rifle and is compatible with any 12 oz can. The way it works … Read more

Animal Head Shot Glasses – Safari Animals Shot Glasses

These animal head shot glasses look like they were plucked from the wall of a safari hunter, either that or some sort of extravagant chess set. You can tip the animal heads over and pour a shot into the neck of each animal. Each one can balance on the top of their head using their … Read more

Throttle Opener: A Tiny Magnetic One-Handed Bottle Opener

Sure we’ve featured a one-handed bottle opener before, but this one’s extra cool, because it’s so tiny, and because it’s magnetic. Using the magic of magnets you can stick the bottle opener to anything metal like your fridge, a lamp post, a table leg, etc, and then pick it up when you need to open … Read more