omadmin The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who’s drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper guys will know exactly what cup to roofie, so in a way the … Read more
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to have crap on your refrigerator. Did your child get a B- on their spelling test? Hang it on the fridge with a burnt cigarette, cousin Charles sent an engagement card to you? … Read more
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need to drink your lonely sorrows away with regular cubed ice, you can now drink yourself to a lonely depressing state each night with the company of your cat at your side … Read more
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to 4. Play it indoors or outdoors, Giant Connect 4 will spice up any outdoor BBQ party with a little strategy and tactics. The Giant Connect 4 game measures 48 inches wide, … Read more
You just bought your first book, congratulations! Once/If you ever finish reading it, how will you ever set it on a shelf without it tipping over? The falling books bookend will hold up your new book by making it look like its about to fall over onto a man, crush and kill him, and leave … Read more
The Goldie CableKeep fish iPhone Charger cover is a piece of rubber that you attach to your iPhone’s charger that you can wrap your cord around to keep your charger organized and also hold up your iphone by the wall while it is charging like a pedestal for your phone. No longer will you have … Read more
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than likely get you tazed, arrested, and labeled a terrorist if you ever brought it to the airport. This particular gun key is a 45 caliber gun key, but if you are … Read more
Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is painted with fire resistant paint that allows you to grab logs that are in the fire, and move them or turn them around. No longer will you have to get a … Read more
The UZU Tactical Defender Pen is a is a tactical pen that you can use to break glass on a car, get out of handcuffs, collect DNA from a rapist by stabbing them, and it even writes with ink! But the big question we are all wondering is… Does it write upside down? Like, you … Read more
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to use for cuddle time while she is away for the weekend. The fake girlfriend pillow tries to recreate the touch and feel of your girlfriend, that is if your girlfriend is … Read more