omadmin The diversion safe surge protector is a fake surge protector with a hidden compartment in it that can store your stuff that you would like to keep hidden from your wife, children, or mother. The hidden safe surge protector is great for hiding, drugs, money, jewlry, or strains of hair from the girl you are … Read more
Sometimes you are on the go and need a phone charger for battery emergencies, luckily the Charge Card credit card sized phone charger is jammed into your wallet, and once you find a port to plug in a usb cord in to, you will have your phone charged in no time. The credit card sized … Read more
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it’s a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it is it may be doing, to actually hold the beer while you open it, when you … Read more
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and is great for letting your dog lounge around the pool with you, or your cat if you can somehow get him near water. No longer will your dog need to stay … Read more
What do you call a corn cob holding dinosaur? A corncobholdersau… Ok that joke is just not going to work. The Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders were designed by Lana Flippone and are certainly an extravagant, and flamboyant way to eat your corn on the cob. Why use puny little corn cob grips when you can hold … Read more
The remote control flying human is a radio controlled plane in the shape of a human, and is a great way to troll your neighbors into thinking Jesus has finally come back, or to give your local kids the hope that Superman is actually real and will be giving everyone presents this year for Christmas. … Read more
As if the act of eating a 27 cent package of ramen noodles wasn’t sad enough, now you can eat your ramen with your phone so that you can eat and talk to someone via face time, eat while you play a game, or eat while you look at food porn all on your iPhone … Read more
The 2 in 1 bowl is a modern glass bowl that has an inside bowl to hold stuff and a little bowl on top to hold discarded extras from the food that was in the inside bowl. Now I could tell you, your mother could tell you, and your doctor could tell you that the … Read more
The Mason Jar Shot Glasses are a great gift idea for your alcoholic grandfather who just can’t bring himself to drink out of anything that doesn’t bring his mind back to the 50’s before he has shitty grandchildren like you, or your local hipsters that refuse to drink out of anything that is not a … Read more
The gun shaped screwdriver is a power drill that resembles a snub nosed revolver and is a great tool for children to play with outside with their friends alone, a travel tool that fits perfectly in a carry on luggage suitcase, or a tool that you can fit inside your belt line that you can … Read more