omadmin The motion activated candy dispenser lets you get candy into your sticky little palms with the wave of your hand. The old style candy machines have the crank that you turn and everyone knows that the little flap that you have to pick up to get your candy is filled with the Flu. How many … Read more
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their plate for generations with little success. This revolutionary new product takes the characteristics of a plate, and the stylings of a holding … Read more
I heard from someone that people will occasionally not finish a bottle of wine after they open it, and try to save the wine for a later date. Although this practice seems foreign and odd to me, if this unfortunate event were to present itself to me, I would luckily have the Air Cork Wine … Read more
The Spraytect iPhone case is a case for smartphones that has mace attached to it, so that in case of emergencies, you can spray mace in the eyes of an attacker, a rapist, clowns, or ugly children. The mace cartridge is detachable from the iPhone case, has mutlplie safetly mechanisms to deter accidents, and includes … Read more
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife block includes a set of 5 knives and a knife block, aka ‘guy being stabbed’ and will add a bit of depression and sadness to your otherwise happy and gleeful kitchen. … Read more
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more
Why reach all the way to the floor when you need to pick up a power cord plug? Reach 10 inches less when you use the outlet plug holder. The outlet plug holder attaches right below your wall outlet and holds the extra plugs that you currently have no room for in your outlet, so … Read more
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft, showering off the leftover chunks of hot pockets in your neck beard, and breathing actual fresh gusts of air that didn’t come from your computer fan, but why not try to … Read more
The letter dishes are ceramic bowls shaped like whatever letters you like that you can put candy, fruit, vegetables, or cocaine in, and is great for engagement parties, bachelorette parties, baby showers, or all night rager parties where midgets serve plates of coke using every letter of the alphabet througout the night. If you make … Read more