omadmin The hairbrush flask is indeed a hairbrush that is a flask. To use it just unscrew the bottom of the brush, fill it up with your favorite liquor, beer, juice, coffee, or animal urine, screw the cap back on, and stash it in your purse. Then when you are at your next sporting event, concert, … Read more
You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sexuality. You have to work in 10 minutes, your hair is filled with poop juice, urine, and … Read more
It’s time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have therefore become a zombie yourself, searching the earth for brains. The zombie shirt … Read more
The Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdy is a garden sculpture that pictures sickly zombie gnomes feasting on a poor innocent lawn flamingo. Recently garden gnomes have taken a turn for the worse, as one gnome was seen pooping in the garden, the once pure, upstanding garden gnomes we once knew that would guard your garden … Read more
The secret compartment keyboard organizer is a keyboard that you can use for your computer that has a secret compartment by flipping up the keyboard where you can store secret documents, secret flash drives, secret paper clips, or secret cookie snacky cakes. The keyboard organizer can also connect via bluetooth to your iPhone, iPad, or … Read more
The bird feed photo booth is a bird feeder that has a built in camera lens that will take pictures of birds as they feed on your bird feeder, and is great for bird enthusiasts, bird watchers, or perves that would like to secretly snap pictures of their neighbors sun bathing. The bird feeder photo … Read more
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throughout the day by wearing this monstrosity. Even when actual thugs see people wearing this, they … Read more
The bacon dog costume is a halloween costume for your pet that makes them look like a giant piece of delicious tender bacon, and would be a great fit for your dog, cat or especially a little tea cup pig. The bacon dog costume comes in many different sizes so it will fit your tiny … Read more
The mimosa pudica plant aka “Zombie Plant” is a sensitive plant species that folds in it’s leaves when it is touched. SImilar to the plants from Avatar, as a defense mechanism the zombie plant will creep inwards or fold in as a defense mechanism when it feels like it is being threatened. This is a … Read more
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones? The skull shaped eggs maker will take two eggs and make them into the shape … Read more